Welcome! We Don't Exist!

We're all about fake food here -- stuff that only exists in--or at least is mostly inspired by--cartoons, comix, books, mythology, that kind of thing.

This was mostly inspired by KT's reporting on Smurf ice cream in Germany, which prompted me to bust out the "Gargamel Song," and speculate about Smurf Fois Gras.

Quote me:

"Man, maybe there's a market for a fantasy food blog. First recipe: super chicken's Super Sauce (which, I just realized after finding an old episode on Guba last night, is actually a Martini -- complete with little martini pitcher and glass!)

Shoot, I better go make a blog for this NOW, before one of your millions of readers steals my awesome idea. "

So, anywho, my "Super Sauce" recipe should be up sometime this weekend. Then what? Ambrosia? Manna? A smurfberry-related delight? A Smurf-related delight? Tika's famous fried potatoes? Gingold Soda? And just how do Olive Oyl and Popeye combine to make a Sweet Pea?

Okay, maybe not that last one . . .

(okay, bonus points for folks who know what the bolded ones are)