Famous Fake Food Folks
§ Mel Sharples from the Alice TV show (and movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore," actually). Signature dish: famous chili.
§ Luigi the Italian Chef from the Simpsons. Signature dishes: er, uh, pasta, I guess.
§ Nat from Beverly Hills 902010. Signature dish: Peach Pie, I guess. Diner food.
§ Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Signature dish: "Cröonchy Stars." Børk! Børk! Børk!
§ The Candy Man from Sammy Davis Jr.'s song. Signature dishes: a dew-sprinkled, chocolate and miracle-covered sunrise; dream-dipped rainbows, strained of sorrow, but retaining all the cream.
§ Vianne from Chocolat, the movie (portrayed by Juliette Binoche). Signature concoctions: various amazing chocolates that can melt the hearts of conservative, small-town Frenchfolk.
§ Willie Wonka. Signature dishes: Everlasting gobstoppers; square candies that look round, many, many more.
§ Circe, from the Odessey. Signature dish: drugged stew that allows her (or helps her) turn men into pigs/animals. Yum!
§ Emeril, from Emeril live. This life-like puppet (using Henson Workshop technology, perhaps?) makes just about anything, but is partial to using spices that allow him to create sound effects.
§ Brian Flanagan from the movie "Cocktail", as portrayed by Tom Cruise. Signature drink: um, just about anything, but always with "flair."
§ The witch from Hansel and Gretel. Signature dishes: gingerbread houses; fattened children (oven-baked).
§ Dagwood, from Blondie comic strip. Signature dish: the Dagwood, of course.
Anybody think of any others? Comment below!
§ Luigi the Italian Chef from the Simpsons. Signature dishes: er, uh, pasta, I guess.
§ Nat from Beverly Hills 902010. Signature dish: Peach Pie, I guess. Diner food.
§ Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Signature dish: "Cröonchy Stars." Børk! Børk! Børk!
§ The Candy Man from Sammy Davis Jr.'s song. Signature dishes: a dew-sprinkled, chocolate and miracle-covered sunrise; dream-dipped rainbows, strained of sorrow, but retaining all the cream.
§ Vianne from Chocolat, the movie (portrayed by Juliette Binoche). Signature concoctions: various amazing chocolates that can melt the hearts of conservative, small-town Frenchfolk.
§ Willie Wonka. Signature dishes: Everlasting gobstoppers; square candies that look round, many, many more.
§ Circe, from the Odessey. Signature dish: drugged stew that allows her (or helps her) turn men into pigs/animals. Yum!
§ Emeril, from Emeril live. This life-like puppet (using Henson Workshop technology, perhaps?) makes just about anything, but is partial to using spices that allow him to create sound effects.
§ Brian Flanagan from the movie "Cocktail", as portrayed by Tom Cruise. Signature drink: um, just about anything, but always with "flair."
§ The witch from Hansel and Gretel. Signature dishes: gingerbread houses; fattened children (oven-baked).
§ Dagwood, from Blondie comic strip. Signature dish: the Dagwood, of course.
Anybody think of any others? Comment below!
posted by Jeremy at 5:32 PM
4 Comments:
almost anything willie wonka...though they have started making versions of those, haven't they?
Hello? Willie Wonka is REAL. You can buy his candy is the STORE.
Here's some:
***BETTY CROCKER. Signature dish: baked goods.
The Muffin Man (do you know him?)
Signature dish: Duh.
Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd
Signature dish: Human meat pies.
Count Chocula
Signature dish: cereal
Cookie Monster
Signature dish: Cookie, cookie cookie!
How about Proust's madeleines? I guess those were real, too, though...
Yes, you can see them at the Museum of Jurassic Technology in Culver City.
You know, we should totally go there sometime ... you would love it. And it's right next to an India Sweets & Spices.
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